Zero Day Cafe

ZER0 DAY CAFÉ coffee

At ZER0 DAY CAFÉ, we deploy a wide array of espresso-based exploits, hot and iced protocol infusions, and locally brewed payloads crafted to breach your taste defenses and elevate your flavor privileges as well as a Hot Chocolate that's so good it'll hack your tastebuds and compromise your socks. We collaborate with local Suppliers and Bakeries to ensure the freshest ingredents possible to exploit and hack your tastebuds!. To ensure maximum flavor esclation, our coffee is a private-label custom blend, roasted on-prem by trusted local coffee roasters . Whether you're patching your morning routine or launching a full-stack caffeine escalation, great-tasting coffee is always just a few keystrokes away.

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Zero-Day Hot Roasts
Exploit Product Picture Description Price
Privilege Escalatte
(Latte)
 Our Latte called the Privilege Escalatte A layered exploit disguised as a latte. One-third raw access(Espresso), two-thirds smooth persuasion(Milk),
topped with a whisper of plausible deniability(Milk Foam).
Sip responsibly—escalation may occur.”		 $2.85-3.95
Logic Brew Flaw
(Brewed Coffee)		 our Brewd coffee called the Logic Brew Flaw We proudly serve our exclusive HouseReserve.CR-Costa Rica blend or our BulldogBOLD.SUM -Sumatra blend.
We also have our Decaf.localhost which is our Locally roasted Decaf Coffee . 		$2.85 - $3.95
Remote Roast Execution (Epresso Shot)
 our espresso shot called the Remote Roast Execution A single-origin payload locally brewed for precision strikes.
This espresso shot delivers concentrated flavor with zero user interaction—no sugar,no milk, no authentication. Just pure roast, executed remotely 		$1.65-$2.45
NumiAuth Bypass
(Hot Tea)		 our espresso shot called the Remote Roast Execution Organic tea with elevated tastebud access—no credentials needed,
Made with Numi Organic Tea and comes in a Variety of flavors		 $1.45
Auth Bypass Blend
(Chai Latte)		 our chai latte called the auth bypass blend A comforting cup of credential evasion.
Bold black tea brewed with subcontinental spices, cloaked in steamed milk and frothy misdirection.
No password? No problem. This blend slips past gatekeepers with cinnamon charm and ginger finesse		 $2.85 - $3.95
Buffer Overfoam
(Capuchino)		 our capuchino called the buffer overfoam An Espresso based exploit thats sure to overflow your tastebuds with 1/3 espresso, 1/3 steamed milk, 1/3 foam $3.85-$4.25
ChocoL8 Injection
(Hot Chocolate)		 our hot choclate named thr hot ChocoL8 injection A choclate injection so Sweet, dark, and dangerously smooth, you can consider your socks compromised $2.50-$3.50
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WARNING we are not responsible for damaged socks
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